He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Randomize
