:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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