I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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