You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
