Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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