It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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