is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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