Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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