so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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