im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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