matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
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