He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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