it's like iHOP with fire
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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