We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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