Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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