nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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