I hate your face
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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