i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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