Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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