I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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