Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
She said her name was "party"
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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