So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
