Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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