I'm lost and stupid without you.
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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