There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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