I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
