But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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