is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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