I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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