i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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