the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
