Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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