Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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