I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
The ass gains better be worth it
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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