Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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