I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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