We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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