when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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