it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I want to be your penis for a week.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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