If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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