lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Semen is not good for contacts.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Drake has all the answers
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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