It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
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