We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
operation have a gay friend backfired
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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