i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Randomize
