Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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