I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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