if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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