Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Enjoy the penises
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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