If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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