rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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