Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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