Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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