no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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