i don't plan on having that self control this summer
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
i out mim tonsoeep
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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