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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Who is this?

  (407): View more from Florida

  Who do you want it to be?

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Sarah Palin

  (407): View more from Florida

  I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.

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  And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning

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  Damnit.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades

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  Priorities

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead

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  Please do that

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.

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