Its about making memories worth repressing
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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