then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I will pee on everything he values.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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