also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
wow bdsm is so cute
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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