But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i love accidental penises.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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